Friday, March 29, 2013

Topaz is the New HoH

So... Topaz won the HoH competition. Which makes me want to re-enact this Family Guy scene with Topaz's HoH reign playing the part of the Ipecac. (Warning, not for the squeamish!)



A Topaz HOH is pretty much a Gary HoH since she's essentially playing for him now. So expect whoever Gary wants on the block to be the nominees. That means most likely Andrew and AJ, although Gary's such a whiney bitch he's basically said he hates everyone in the house except Topaz, so it COULD be anyone. Now if Topaz really wanted to stir things up she could nominate Alec as Gary has said he's his #1 threat. But as much as I hate her I think she's smart enough to know she probably wouldn't have the votes to evict Alec, and if she was gonna put him up she'd have to be sure to get him out.

My view of the house is that there are two sides. Gary + Topaz and Alec + Peter + Emmett + Jillian with AJ, Talla and Andrew being the swing votes. Gary and Topaz would need to get all three of them to mount an attack on the other side, and Topaz is HoH this week (or the first part of this week because of this stupid fucking Twist) so that takes her out of the voting picture barring a 3-3 tie. If she did want to attack that side she'd have to nominate 2 people from among them to go on the block giving her side a 4-2 advantage.

The biggest danger in this is if one of them wins POV she'd end up with 2 former nominees staying in the house, however this risk can be minimized with Gary having the power to replace a POV player, probably with himself.

The safer play would be to pick the swing vote that is least likely to side with you and is the biggest threat, which in my opinion is Andrew, and make him the target. What she probably doesn't know however is that she doesn't have the votes to evict him. As I have no doubt the remaining members of Quattro and Jillian would vote to keep him, as would AJ which I'm sure she knows.

Following the boring week we just had this one should be far more interesting, and of course the feeds are off for 3 days so we're going to miss 43% of it.

Surprise! The Feeds are down AGAIN!
As for the next Chevrolet PowerSHIT I expect this one to be even worse than the last if that's possible. There is speculation it could be fans VOTING OUT a houseguest. Jesus Christ why don't you just rename the show The Glass House Canada? (Hat tip to Dingo for teaching me about that show) I wish someone would make a version of Big Brother where there's no interference from the outside world. I mean I don't mind us voting for what drinks the houseguest get or whether they get a pool table or an air hockey table, (I voted for pool table, but alas this is Canada so anything hockey related will win) but stuff that directly interferes with the game itself cheapens it and the brand. And I'm not the only one who thinks so. Comment below and let everyone know what you think of the twists this season. All opinions welcome, even Tom haters.

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